Junk to do at wal-mart.

[Ithinkthisusernameislong]

Ha,

Go to the checkout lady and ask,
"Where is the checkout counter?"
When she says,"Right here,sweety."
Say,"Oh."
Then walk away.
Then do it over and over until she kicks you out.
Then wait for her shift to be over and waltz back in.
This is for people with no social lives.

Throw skittles at people,and say,"Taste the fricken rainbow.":emo-hungr

Go to the bouncy balls and throw them saying,"go,pikacue(pokemon),go.

Stand in front of mouth wash and scream,"WHERE'S THE MOUTHWASH?!?!?"in peoples noses with really bad breath.


Your turn.

[Rasalom]

Uhm, theres a site somewhere like this, where it tells you all sorts of random insane things to do in Wal Mart. It's pretty amusing. I'll have to go see if I can find it.

[haza.haxa]

We don't have Wal-mart in England! We do have ASDA though, which is owned by Wal-mart. I think...
A couple of years ago my friend dared me to stand outside shops and ask people where they were. It was pretty funny. Yeah...

[Bethany]

Things you cant do at walmart:
Swordfight with the water noodles
use the barbie power jeep to see whats faster, a jeep or the person youre chasing
release the fish back into the wild [especially if the wild is the Bakery section]
hug the door greeter
take the entire plate of samples
test the toilet paper for durability
make calls on their pole phones
turn out the lights in the freezer doors and complain that they havent changed them

they get very upset at these things, especially if you accidently hit them with the waternoodle.. or run over their foot with the jeep

[haza.haxa]

why do you need a door greeter? that just stupid.
Nice sig by the way. hehe.

[danny]

hmmmmm........find a product that is buy one get one free, take one then when they say, its buy one get one free, say ill take the free one.

[XDeathWishX]

Go up to everyone saying I'M LOST I CAN'T FIND THE DOOR HELP!! Whilst roaming around next to the door! I tried this but I got kicked out!

[haza.haxa]

Today when I came out of school I went into Tescos and I had a box of Heroes in my bag (xmas present XD) and the security guy saw them and thought I nicked it! He kept trying to get it and I was like NO. In the end he went and checked the security cameras. He then told me to leave for causing trouble! What a ****.

[XDeathWishX]

Hee! Lol yeh that's happened to me a few times....

[Ithinkthisusernameislong]

http://fly2dasky.wordpress.com/2006/03/29/101-fun-things-to-do-at-wal-mart/



Thank GODD for google.
^funnyyyyyy^

[danny]

ask the manager if you can speak to the manager

[XDeathWishX]

Ha! That website made me crack now which should I try....!

[The Phantom Mullet]

There's a guy who's in my area Wal-Mart often. His name is Cat Man. He wears a trench coat, fake cat ears, and a cat tail. He's supposedly a superhero.

You may be thinking, "That crazy mullet guy and his practical jokes. I blame them videogames." But...he's real. He even has his own MySpace.

[VioletDazzle305]

Go up to everyone saying I'M LOST I CAN'T FIND THE DOOR HELP!! Whilst roaming around next to the door! I tried this but I got kicked out!
haha, once i got kicked out of a store because my friend thew kitty litter at me. he's a weird kid. :P