my toaster tried to kill me

[slamer37]

because i yelled at it for over cooking my poptart on the lowest setting. then i tried to unplug it and it electrute me. So i told one of my friends about it and he said get out of the bathtub so then i yelled at him IM NOT A SUICIDAL EMO YOU SON OF ***** GO DIE
what should i do about my toaster?

[danny]

because i yelled at it for over cooking my poptart on the lowest setting. then i tried to unplug it and it electrute me. So i told one of my friends about it and he said get out of the bathtub so then i yelled at him IM NOT A SUICIDAL EMO YOU SON OF ***** GO DIE
what should i do about my toaster?
get a new one =D

[Rasalom]

because i yelled at it for over cooking my poptart on the lowest setting. then i tried to unplug it and it electrute me. So i told one of my friends about it and he said get out of the bathtub so then i yelled at him IM NOT A SUICIDAL EMO YOU SON OF ***** GO DIE
what should i do about my toaster?

Baseball bat time.

[slamer37]

Baseball bat time.

no i was thinking more along the lines of slesgehammer

[Rasalom]

no i was thinking more along the lines of slesgehammer

Last time my old computer made me mad, I shot it. That's a good idea. =D

[BaByLoVe]

OoOoOo. Violence.

[Rasalom]

OoOoOo. Violence.

Solves everything, it does.

[darknesss_123]

OR you could be creative about it, why not try filling it with methelated spirits and setting it on fire, then put the remains in the way of a steam roller ('cos I've always wondered what awould happen to a toaster if you put it infront of a steamroller), how does that sound? Or you could just plain blow it up =]

[slamer37]

i like the blowing it up idea
now i just need to find a damn fireworks store

[danny]

after smashing it up and totaly destroying it, take it back to the store and ask for a replacement......hmmmm wonder what they'd say

[Rasalom]

i like the blowing it up idea
now i just need to find a damn fireworks store

Make your own exploseive, take aerosol cans full of flammable liquids (Hair spray, etc.) duct tape 15-20 of them to all sides of the toaster, douse it in gasoline, leaving a 20 foot trail to the side of a turned over table, get behind the table, light the gasoline trail. The trail ignites & goes to the aerosol cans which start to explode.

[danny]

Make your own exploseive, take aerosol cans full of flammable liquids (Hair spray, etc.) duct tape 15-20 of them to all sides of the toaster, douse it in gasoline, leaving a 20 foot trail to the side of a turned over table, get behind the table, light the gasoline trail. The trail ignites & goes to the aerosol cans which start to explode.
dont forget to film it and put it on the internet

[Rasalom]

Yes, YouTube is your friend in this situation. =)

[danny]

i filmed myself smashing my VCR player & PS2, but my phone doesnt connect to my PC

[Stella]

Can you share that with us ..........

[slamer37]

dont forget to film it and put it on the internet

Make your own exploseive, take aerosol cans full of flammable liquids (Hair spray, etc.) duct tape 15-20 of them to all sides of the toaster, douse it in gasoline, leaving a 20 foot trail to the side of a turned over table, get behind the table, light the gasoline trail. The trail ignites & goes to the aerosol cans which start to explode.

Yes, YouTube is your friend in this situation. =)

sounds like an excellent idea
i'll get on it when i can

[Rasalom]

sounds like an excellent idea
i'll get on it when i can

Yay, it'll be much fun.

[slamer37]

Yay, it'll be much fun.


indeed it will

[Rasalom]

I've blown up a microwave & a car before. I accidentally set fire to a cat too, but it didn't explode. :'(

[sYn]

Did the cat die? :/

[Rasalom]

Yes lol, it was covered in some sort of flammable hair gel.

[slamer37]

Yes lol, it was covered in some sort of flammable hair gel.

now the cat army army is gonna kill you

[Rasalom]

It was an accident, I didn't know it was flammable!

[slamer37]

It was an accident, I didn't know it was flammable!

that cat army is not asmused with your repsonse
they will kill you

[Rasalom]

Well fine, I'll just have Alan's little sister play dress up with them & do their hair as I play with a lighter nearby. =P

[slamer37]

Well fine, I'll just have Alan's little sister play dress up with them & do their hair as I play with a lighter nearby. =P

do you realize how big the cat army is?

[danny]

i dont think he does

[Rasalom]

do you realize how big the cat army is?

Nothing flammable hair gel & an errant spark can't fix.

[slamer37]

Nothing flammable hair gel & an errant spark can't fix.

true true
but still the cat army is pretty damn big

[Rasalom]

true true
but still the cat army is pretty damn big

*Makes crackling flame noises*

[danny]

im scared....*shudders*

[Rasalom]

Be not afraid, for lo, I walk through the valley of the shadow of kittens, but I shall fear no hairballs, for they art using hairgel & I do hath a lighter...

[danny]

well i have a blowtorch

[Rasalom]

I'm Jeezus! I can use lightning bolts. XD

[danny]

ok you win lightning bolts pwn blowtorch

[slamer37]

ok you win lightning bolts pwn blowtorch

lightning pwns everything

[Rasalom]

Everything but lesbians...

[slamer37]

Everything but lesbians...
it'd be a close battle

[darknesss_123]

Have you blown it up yet?

[Rasalom]

it'd be a close battle

Lightning may pwn 2 lesbians, but definitely not 3...

[slamer37]

Lightning may pwn 2 lesbians, but definitely not 3...

so at least 3 lesbians is un pwnable

[danny]

wow i thought the only thing un pwnable was rasalom

[Rasalom]

I am unpwnable, but massive amounts of lesbians are almost as good.

[slamer37]

I am unpwnable, but massive amounts of lesbians are almost as good.
no no no your pwn3d the the lightning

[Rasalom]

no no no your pwn3d the the lightning

Yes, I do pwn the lightning, don't I.

[slamer37]

Yes, I do pwn the lightning, don't I.

your ignorance makes me laugh

[Rasalom]

your ignorance makes me laugh

Your intelligence makes me giggle. XD

[danny]

your giggling makes me laugh

[slamer37]

your giggling makes me laugh

-insert flaming here-

[Rasalom]

-insert flaming here-

*Inserts large throbbing flame...*

[danny]

noooo im flamable

[spack]

this reminds me of that young ones episode. where the kettle explodes in Neil's face. "the kettle blew up because i insulted it."
haha.
oh, gosh. i should watch that again.

[Rasalom]

Never heard of it, good show?

[slamer37]

Never heard of it, good show?
its probally one of those australian shows

[Rasalom]

its probally one of those australian shows

Ahh, I've seen a few of them, the humor makes no sense though.

[scaryforkids]

Last night a toaster saved my life.

[Rasalom]

Last night a toaster saved my life.

Mine too, I was hungry for toaster strudel, so I put one in the toaster. Lo & behold, in a mere 3-5 minutes I had a yummy pastry filled with gooey strawberry goodness.

[slamer37]

Mine too, I was hungry for toaster strudel, so I put one in the toaster. Lo & behold, in a mere 3-5 minutes I had a yummy pastry filled with gooey strawberry goodness.

give me your toaster

[Rasalom]

give me your toaster

NO, MY TOASTER & I ARE SECRET LOVERS, NO ONE CAN HAVE HER BUT ME!

[slamer37]

NO, MY TOASTER & I ARE SECRET LOVERS, NO ONE CAN HAVE HER BUT ME!
I WAS TALKIN TO SCARYFORKIDS

[danny]

I WAS TALKIN TO SCARYFORKIDS
yes indeed you were

[Rasalom]

I WAS TALKIN TO SCARYFORKIDS

Ok, good, it'll take quite a bit of doing to part me with my toaster.:blush:

[spack]

Never heard of it, good show?

best show ever.
it's an English show. so so so good.
i want to marry Vivian or Neil. probably both. or maybe even Rick.
so good.
has good music too.

[Rasalom]

best show ever.
it's an English show. so so so good.
i want to marry Vivian or Neil. probably both. or maybe even Rick.
so good.
has good music too.

I'll have to see if I can find it on YouTube or something then.

[slamer37]

I'll have to see if I can find it on YouTube or something then.

you can find everything on youtube

[danny]

you can find everything on youtube
i wonder if you can find videos....hmmmm probally not

[Rasalom]

you can find everything on youtube

Not everything, some things aren't posted there :'(

[slamer37]

Not everything, some things aren't posted there :'(

uh....
well you can find "some things" on youtube you just have to look harder

[Rasalom]

uh....
well you can find "some things" on youtube you just have to look harder

I'm looking for ppppoooorrrrnnnnnn & I can't find any :'(

[slamer37]

I'm looking for ppppoooorrrrnnnnnn & I can't find any :'(
have you tried the porn division of youtube?

[Rasalom]

have you tried the porn division of youtube?

They have one?

[slamer37]

They have one?

i guess
see how everything else is on youtube i don;t see why not a porn division

[Rasalom]

i guess
see how everything else is on youtube i don;t see why not a porn division

Oh, sweet, I googled it & found a Pornotube.com lol.

[slamer37]

Oh, sweet, I googled it & found a Pornotube.com lol.
i knew it
so there was a pornotube afterall

[Rasalom]

i knew it
so there was a pornotube afterall

I watched it for a while, & it was pretty cool. Had to set it to 'straight content' cuz gay fisting really isn't my thing O_O

[slamer37]

I watched it for a while, & it was pretty cool. Had to set it to 'straight content' cuz gay fisting really isn't my thing O_O

lol there's a setting to staight and gay porn
how about a one for lesbian porn?

[Rasalom]

lol there's a setting to staight and gay porn
how about a one for lesbian porn?

The settings are only 'straight' & 'gay' lesbian porn is lumped in with straight content, probably because guys like to watch it as well as lesbians, I suppose no one but gay men want to see the gay content lol.

[neha_emme]

i dont think der is much of porn on youtube.com

[Rasalom]

i dont think der is much of porn on youtube.com

There isn't, you have to go to a special site lol.

[neha_emme]

lol......i rather not go der.....coz if it cum under da adress box im dead!

[Rasalom]

lol......i rather not go der.....coz if it cum under da adress box im dead!

Google it lol.

[danny]

google everything

[Rasalom]

Google is the number one search engine of all time.