BaByLoVe
16-08-2007, 02:55 AM
I dunno if this is the right place to put this. :P
Well one day Harry the eagle waited at the nest for Mary his
darling of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn't return he went
looking and found her. She had been shot. Dead! Harry was devastated. After
about six minutes of mourning he decided that he must get himself another
mate but since there weren't any lady eagles available he'd have to cross the
feather barrier.
So he flew off to find a new mate.
He found a lovely dove and brought her back to the nest. The sex
was OK but all the dove would say is: 'I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a DOVE, I want to love!'
Well this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out of the nest and flew off once more to find a mate.
He found a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest.
Again the sex was great but all the loon would say is,
I am a LOON, I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want to spoon!'
So out with the loon. Once more he flew off to find a mate.
This time he found a gorgeous duck and he brought the duck back
to the nest. Again the sex was great, but all the duck would say was.....
Well, you know......
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No, the duck didn`t say THAT!!!!! Now that's an awful thing to
think!
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The duck said, 'I am a DRAKE you made a MISTAKE !
Well one day Harry the eagle waited at the nest for Mary his
darling of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn't return he went
looking and found her. She had been shot. Dead! Harry was devastated. After
about six minutes of mourning he decided that he must get himself another
mate but since there weren't any lady eagles available he'd have to cross the
feather barrier.
So he flew off to find a new mate.
He found a lovely dove and brought her back to the nest. The sex
was OK but all the dove would say is: 'I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a DOVE, I want to love!'
Well this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out of the nest and flew off once more to find a mate.
He found a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest.
Again the sex was great but all the loon would say is,
I am a LOON, I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want to spoon!'
So out with the loon. Once more he flew off to find a mate.
This time he found a gorgeous duck and he brought the duck back
to the nest. Again the sex was great, but all the duck would say was.....
Well, you know......
.
.
(scroll down)
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
No, the duck didn`t say THAT!!!!! Now that's an awful thing to
think!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
The duck said, 'I am a DRAKE you made a MISTAKE !