Your Fly Is Open

[Ivan]

Your Fly Is Open


"A retired General hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open.

When leaving the room, she courteously said, "Oh by the way sir, did you know that your barracks door was open"?

He didn't understand her remark, but later, he happened to look down and saw his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new employee.

Calling her into his office, he asked, "By the way Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?"

The secretary replied, "Why no sir, but I did see a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags""
:emo-cheer

[Derrick]

It might sound strange, but it seems to be true. Have heard many such raunchy jokes of the military and the military people themselves are joking like that.

We all say that they are dignified and yet joke in such ways where abuses are used freely. Moreover, did you know that wife-swapping is said to have started by them.

[Rasalom]

Eh, mildly amusing.

[danny]

kinda funny

[Rasalom]

So-so, nothing special.