Lets make up a story! (Game)

[beautifullyblessed]

I will start off the story with a opening statement. Each following post should add to the previous post with no more than 6 words at a time to create a flowing story. Lets make this random and funny!

I'll start!

One day, I saw a little...

[sYn]

bunny running through a field....

[beautifullyblessed]

until he saw a big...

[fanatixs]

fat lady doing some nasty things

[Sir Gabriel Lister]

but the lady turned into a

[sYn]

dragon and she turn around and said...

[fanatixs]

"We are going to have a contest..."

[Sir Gabriel Lister]

but there was a problem, everyone leaft the dragon

[fanatixs]

After seeing it's going to rain...

[Sir Gabriel Lister]

the army of Duke Flambeux decided to camp, while the armies of Roibert. . .

[fanatixs]

Lister go dancing in the moonlight

[Sir Gabriel Lister]

when he saw a beautiful maiden

[fanatixs]

looking for a really good time with you...

[Sir Gabriel Lister]

he didnt know what to doat first, but then. . .

[fanatixs]

he was stunned at your sexy body and

[Sir Gabriel Lister]

and was confused because. . .

[fanatixs]

you really got a sexy hot body!!!

[Sir Gabriel Lister]

but he was old and crippled

[fanatixs]

and still he's inloved with you!

[lovethatdogg]

So he grabbed his rubbers...

[fanatixs]

and start some rituals to...

[Sir Gabriel Lister]

to stay calm. So he got out his smoking pipe. . .

[fanatixs]

and strip out all his clothes

[Sir Gabriel Lister]

but wore them again because he was too shy

[lovethatdogg]

but then took it off agion becuase he finally got a wax...

[fanatixs]

and he really love it.. oh yeah!

[lovethatdogg]

He smoked for a long time naked addmiring his nicley done wax....

[fanatixs]

and got idea to create a partner out of wax too...

[Sir Gabriel Lister]

but it was all a dream

[fanatixs]

and wake to reality that everything was true

[Sir Gabriel Lister]

but it was fanatix, his friend

:P

[Batongirl]

were swimming in the ocean of...

[fanatixs]

while talking to children it was all about Mr. Lister... :)

[Sir Gabriel Lister]

Fanatix was telling the children about Mr Lister . . .

[fanatixs]

telling he's great in waxing and stripping

[Sir Gabriel Lister]

but fanatix was dreaming and Lister was sailing

[fanatixs]

and doing it on his boat... :D

[Sir Gabriel Lister]

yep, he was sleeping in his boat, and.. . . :p

[fanatixs]

the children really loved his stories

[Sir Gabriel Lister]

because Lister always faced dangerous monsters ..

[fanatixs]

and he's a great survivor, even hurt too much by monsters... he's still alive

[New Loo K]

and someone thoght what's his secret to been still alive??

[fanatixs]

oh yeah, he's invincible plus he's luck...

[Sir Gabriel Lister]

but now he is old, and has an old ship

[CrimsonInferno]

But that doesn't stop him from reminiscing

[slamer37]

about his time with the calvary

[fanatixs]

specially when he met a really beautiful...

[slamer37]

indian woman who guided him and his crew through the landscpae

[fanatixs]

and comfort them with shelter and foods while others creating bonfire...

[Rasalom]

And eating the poor unfortunate cannibals...

[fanatixs]

They start dancing in the moonlight...

[Ithinkthisusernameislong]

To the tune of the indian girls drums.

[danny]

with a 10 min guitar solo..........