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*sandra*
22-03-2007, 08:18 PM
Teacher:This is the fifth day you've had to stay after school, Mike?What do you think of that?
Mike:I'm sure glad it's Friday.
*sandra*
22-03-2007, 08:21 PM
''Im not going to school any more''.
''Why not?''
''On Monday the teacher said 4 and 4 is 8,
Tuesday 6 and 2 is 8,and today 7 and 1 is 8.I'm not going back until she makes up her mind.''
*sandra*
22-03-2007, 08:24 PM
Teacher:William,did Ellen help you with these math problems?
William:No,ma'am.
Teacher:Are you sure?
William:Honest,she didn't help me.She did them al by herself.
*sandra*
22-03-2007, 08:26 PM
''Did you have any luck in school today?''
''Yes,my teacher didn't call on me.''
*sandra*
22-03-2007, 08:27 PM
''Why are you late for school?''
''I saw a sign that said,School-Go Slow.''
*sandra*
22-03-2007, 08:30 PM
Teacher:What's an autobiography?
Lucy:I know!!!! It's the life story of a car!!!!.
*sandra*
22-03-2007, 08:31 PM
Where does Sunday come before Thursday?



Answer:In the dictionary.
*sandra*
22-03-2007, 08:33 PM
''Which is closer, the moon or England?''
''The moon''.
''Why do you say that?''
"Because I can see the moon''.:)
*sandra*
22-03-2007, 08:37 PM
''What is your favourite musical instrument?''
''The dinner bell.''



''Were the test questions hard?''
''No,the questions were easy.It was the answers that I had trouble with.''



''Why do birds fly south in winter?''
''It's too far for them to walk.''
*sandra*
22-03-2007, 08:39 PM
''There are thirty-five reasons why I'm not the smartest one in my class.''
''What are they?''
''The other pupils in my class.''
Adamsgirl4ever
24-03-2007, 02:01 AM
lol some of them are like...weird...but they so funny :D:emo-cheer
Rasalom
24-03-2007, 07:13 AM
...........wtf?
sexyjam27
24-03-2007, 02:08 PM
they gd :emo-cheer
LOL