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liccle baybee bunny
07-03-2007, 09:06 PM
confusios says a school boy and school girl that messes around in the wrong period will get caught red handed

he he get it!!

confusios say man at airport that goes goes through turnstyles sideways is going to bangkock ll

liccle baybee bunny
07-03-2007, 09:08 PM
Confucius say, Man who **** in church must sit in his own pew.

liccle baybee bunny
07-03-2007, 09:09 PM
Confucius say, Man who fly airplane upside-down bound to have crack up.

liccle baybee bunny
07-03-2007, 09:09 PM
Confucius say, Wife who puts man in dog house may find him in cat house.

liccle baybee bunny
07-03-2007, 09:10 PM
Confucius say, Man who lays girl on hillside is not on the level.

liccle baybee bunny
07-03-2007, 09:11 PM
Confucius say, Man who lays girl in field gets piece on earth. :clown:

liccle baybee bunny
07-03-2007, 09:12 PM
Confucius say, Man who stand on toilet is high on pot

liccle baybee bunny
07-03-2007, 09:13 PM
Confucius say, Man who drop watch in toilet have chitty time

liccle baybee bunny
07-03-2007, 09:14 PM
Confucius say, Man with hand in pocket feel Coky all day.

liccle baybee bunny
07-03-2007, 09:15 PM
Confucius say, Baseball got it all wrong — man with four balls cannot walk.

liccle baybee bunny
07-03-2007, 09:20 PM
Confucius say, Man who marries girl with no bust have right to feel low down.

liccle baybee bunny
07-03-2007, 09:23 PM
confucios say A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.

liccle baybee bunny
07-03-2007, 09:24 PM
Confucius say it take square ass to chit a brick

liccle baybee bunny
07-03-2007, 09:25 PM
confucios say Lady who live in glass house should dress in basement

liccle baybee bunny
07-03-2007, 09:26 PM
confucios say Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache

liccle baybee bunny
07-03-2007, 09:27 PM
confucios say Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

liccle baybee bunny
07-03-2007, 09:28 PM
confucios say Man who run behind car get exhausted.

liccle baybee bunny
07-03-2007, 09:28 PM
confucios say Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.

liccle baybee bunny
07-03-2007, 09:29 PM
confucios say Man who run in front of car get tired.

liccle baybee bunny
07-03-2007, 09:30 PM
confucios say People who make Confucius joke speak bad English

xxRedRosexx
30-03-2007, 11:19 PM
Confucios say man with one chopstick go hungry.

Rasalom
31-03-2007, 10:23 PM
Rasalom say, "Buy a fork"

dice336
27-06-2007, 10:12 PM
Haha these are great, Thanks