Tiberius
03-12-2006, 02:57 AM
Just for fun.
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:None; they would rather curse the darkness.
Q: How can you tell if a liberal is lying?
A: They're speaking.
Q: What do you call a ship load of liberals leaving the US?
A: A good start.
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk and a dead liberal?
A: There's skid marks before the skunk.
Q: How do you tell the difference between a liberal and a conservative?
A: Easy. Watch a man drowning fifty feet offshore.
The conservative will throw out 25 feet of rope and shout "swim for it!"
The liberal will toss out 50 feet of rope, drop his own end, and go off to do another good deed.
Q: How many conservatives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They still use torches.
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:None; they would rather curse the darkness.
Q: How can you tell if a liberal is lying?
A: They're speaking.
Q: What do you call a ship load of liberals leaving the US?
A: A good start.
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk and a dead liberal?
A: There's skid marks before the skunk.
Q: How do you tell the difference between a liberal and a conservative?
A: Easy. Watch a man drowning fifty feet offshore.
The conservative will throw out 25 feet of rope and shout "swim for it!"
The liberal will toss out 50 feet of rope, drop his own end, and go off to do another good deed.
Q: How many conservatives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They still use torches.