Guitar Hero 3

[Tom Morello]

Who likes Guitar Hero 3, its the best. I can complete One by Metallica on Expert.

[baird]

Who likes Guitar Hero 3, its the best. I can complete One by Metallica on Expert.

LOL!
Get a real guitar, like me, dude.
Everybody knows that Guitar Hero is for:

a) Dudes without a life.
OR
b) Losers who are too pathetic or stupid to learn to play the real guitar.

Who cares if you can complete One by Metallica on Expert? It still doesn't get you anywhere in life. Learn to play it on the real guitar, then we'll talk.
And this goes out to all you suckers who think Guitar Hero rocks because you can play a song in Expert mode on it.

Believe me, people only care about those who do the real stuff, not some lame game.
Being able to play One by Metallica on expert mode isn't gonna get you chicks or friends. Only people who call you a loser and chicks who call you a f*cktard.

You're a perfect example of that!
You got a Slipknot avatar. Nice solos, good guitarists.
Your name is Tom Morello, he's a guitarist.
Well, guess what? You're not just going to magically become a great musician like those guys, if you keep playing that stupid game instead of getting a real guitar and learn to play that! How do you think they got so good? Not by wasting their time on some stupid game.

Have any of you ever seen or known or met a person who got somewhere in life because of Guitar Hero?
Yeah, the only ones who got somewhere in life with it were those who made and sold the game!
And guess what? Those guys are probably now laughing their asses off, because they get all the money which losers like you spend on the stupid game.

Guitar Hero is not the best.

Get a life.

[snookid]

is that some kind of video game you guys talking about?? lol ..
<<== slow
btw if so how can you play guitar on a video game??

[baird]

It's better that you never get to know the game. It only makes you fail at life, anyway ;)

[snookid]

okies ty for the suggestion ... gotta learn on my own

[haza.haxa]

Baird. I'm ashamed. Guitar Hero is the best game ever. And I can play guitar in real life. And piano, drums and violin. And I'm sure you like games like GTA Baird. Well, why don't you get a life and learn to shoot real guns, and steal real cars, and kill real cops, or are you too "stupid and pathetic". Also I know of people who have won lots of money in GH competitions. Also on GH it sounds a lot better than if you were to play it yourself. Unless you had a band playing all the other instruments too. And GH is easier. It's awesome.

[baird]

Baird. I'm ashamed. Guitar Hero is the best game ever. And I can play guitar in real life. And piano, drums and violin. And I'm sure you like games like GTA Baird. Well, why don't you get a life and learn to shoot real guns, and steal real cars, and kill real cops, or are you too "stupid and pathetic". Also I know of people who have won lots of money in GH competitions. Also on GH it sounds a lot better than if you were to play it yourself. Unless you had a band playing all the other instruments too. And GH is easier. It's awesome.
I can shoot real guns, and I do know how to steal a car, and killing a cop is easy, just shoot him.
and I have a life! I haven't played GTA for months!
have you checked the guy's profile? You should look at it, then you'll understand my frustration.
+ There's a specific reason why I just f*cking HATE Guitar Hero!
Nowadays, people who can play Guitar Hero think they can automatically play the real guitar too! Well, f*ck them!
and on GH it does not sound better. I used to play Guitar Hero for a while, too, and I quit because:
a) The songs sounded like sh*t.
b) I sucked at it.
Yeah, I sucked at it.
Okay, and where have those people who won Guitar Hero competitions ever gotten in life? Earning their money by playing a f*cking game?!
Sorry dude, but, to me, that's pretty pathetic.
You're the only guitarist that I know that does not hate Guitar Hero.
But I guess you've still got to learn the ways of the real guitar, my young padawan :P

ps: just saying: I can play: bass guitar, electric guitar, flamenco guitar, piano, drums, xylophone, flute, trombone, organ, and still, I'm amazed by the fact that you can play the violin! I've always wanted to be able to play it but I suck at it XD

[haza.haxa]

You hate it because you sucked? That's just stupid. But everyones entitled to their own opinion, so what do I care? And ****! That's a lot of instryments lol! Have you heard of Mike Olfied, he wrote the Excorcist theme tube. He can play grand piano, glokenspeil, fartisa organ, bass guitar, electric guitar,taped motor drive amplifier organ, mandolin-like guitar, fuzz guitars, assorted percussion, acoustic guitars, flageolet, honky tonk, lowrey organ, tubular bells, concert tympani, guitars sounding like bagpipes, piltdown man, hammond organ, spanish guitar, moribund chorus. I'm pretty sure a lot of that didn't really make sense but I just copied it straight off his album so don't blame me, but it's a damn load of instruments and stuff.

[baird]

You hate it because you sucked? That's just stupid. But everyones entitled to their own opinion, so what do I care? And ****! That's a lot of instryments lol! Have you heard of Mike Olfied, he wrote the Excorcist theme tube. He can play grand piano, glokenspeil, fartisa organ, bass guitar, electric guitar,taped motor drive amplifier organ, mandolin-like guitar, fuzz guitars, assorted percussion, acoustic guitars, flageolet, honky tonk, lowrey organ, tubular bells, concert tympani, guitars sounding like bagpipes, piltdown man, hammond organ, spanish guitar, moribund chorus. I'm pretty sure a lot of that didn't really make sense but I just copied it straight off his album so don't blame me, but it's a damn load of instruments and stuff.

I never said that. I just said that I sucked at it. It's not the reason that I hate it. The reason that I hate it is because the number of people that stick with the thought "it's just a game, it's not gonna make me a real guitarist" is very slim. And obviously, you do care, because else, you wouldn't be replying to my posts. Have you checked out the threadstarter's profile yet? If not, you really should, it explains my frustration.
Mike Oldfield. He's a great musician! He can also play speed guitar. ^^
Here's what kinds of guitar I can play: Fuzz guitar, electric guitar, bass guitar, speed guitar, lute and ukelele.

[haza.haxa]

lol. "I play guitar hero 3 all the time". what a loser...
I thought I put speed guitar, but apparently I missed it out.
And btw I did care what you thought, but I just couldnt be arsed to keep arguing about it cause it was just stupid land I lost interest lol .

[baird]

lol. "I play guitar hero 3 all the time". what a loser...
I thought I put speed guitar, but apparently I missed it out.
And btw I did care what you thought, but I just couldnt be arsed to keep arguing about it cause it was just stupid land I lost interest lol .

I know, get my frustration now?

lol.

:P You'll see, young padawan XD Let me just tell you this: a few months ago, more than ten customers came into my local guitar shop, looking for a guitar, they all left their e-mails and comments on why they bought a guitar, it all had to do with this one sentence: "I can play GH3, so I'm good enough for real guitar too!" -_-

[Revenant]

You're a perfect example of that!
You got a Slipknot avatar. Nice solos, good guitarists.
Your name is Tom Morello, he's a guitarist.
Well, guess what? You're not just going to magically become a great musician like those guys, if you keep playing that stupid game instead of getting a real guitar and learn to play that! How do you think they got so good? Not by wasting their time on some stupid game.

First of all, you're an idiot. Slipknot are basically the worst band in existence with no musical quality to speak of. Secondly, Tom Morello is not just a guitarist, but one of the most influential guitarists ever to grace the earth.
You can play a guitar, good for you. I can play a guitar too, but, you see, I actually know things about music. You are a ****ing retard.
Guitar Hero is like any other game. Whether it is a simulation of an instrument or of target shooting, the point is that it is a simulation, not the real thing.

Stop posting here before I ban you for being a moron.

[baird]

First of all, you're an idiot. Slipknot are basically the worst band in existence with no musical quality to speak of. Secondly, Tom Morello is not just a guitarist, but one of the most influential guitarists ever to grace the earth.
You can play a guitar, good for you. I can play a guitar too, but, you see, I actually know things about music. You are a ****ing retard.
Guitar Hero is like any other game. Whether it is a simulation of an instrument or of target shooting, the point is that it is a simulation, not the real thing.

Stop posting here before I ban you for being a moron.

XD
And you're the perfect example of a mod that abuses his power!
I know Slipknot sucks ass, but they've got good guitarists, though. And yeah, Tom Morello is one of the most influential guitarists ever, but so was Jimi Hendrix, so is Dave Murray, there are so many important influential guitarists.
I know things about music too. I go to a f*cking art school, I study music, just so I can get a diploma in music and get a job in the music bussiness.
And yeah, Guitar Hero is a simulation, but the people who play it sometimes get so addicted, they forget it's a simulation, because they make it so realistic.

So stop acting all tough and sh*t because you're a mod. I don't care if you'd ban me. I've been banned before, dude. Besides, I'll always find a way to come back.

[Revenant]

Am I meant to be surprised when told I abuse my power? I can't think of a time when I haven't.

I'm not talking about minims and quavers and all your little musical whimsy. **** your art school, I'm doing a degree in music journalism, along with other things, writing about the musicians and their impact on music, development of genres, the decline of glorious grunge, etc. You're a downer, like, seriously, Punk died irrecoverably in the 80s, give it up.

Anyway, that's all beside the point. I don't give a damn what your opinions are in this matter. You're some sexually confused angsty-teen posting on what is essentially my board, with proper deference to Bethany of course, and you're getting on my nerves. I don't like it when someone gets on my nerves; they tend to end up banned.

But you'll find a way back, yeah? You'll make a new account if I ban you? OK, banning takes 10 seconds if I bother to do it, IP banning takes 1 minute and then you, my friend, need to get a new IP. Have fun doing that, all the effort is yours; I just click a button or two on my way out.

Games are in essence a way to escape realism and enjoy simulation. As games progress technologically and therefore this will obviously increase. Your being able to play a guitar doesn't make you any better than someone else being able to play GH3, they're both skills, they both take time to hone. Seriously, I hate people like you. I ****ing spit on people like you.

Post like someone with a normal number of chromosomes and then maybe I won't have to have my enjoyment from banning you over and over.

[baird]

Am I meant to be surprised when told I abuse my power? I can't think of a time when I haven't.

I'm not talking about minims and quavers and all your little musical whimsy. **** your art school, I'm doing a degree in music journalism, along with other things, writing about the musicians and their impact on music, development of genres, the decline of glorious grunge, etc. You're a downer, like, seriously, Punk died irrecoverably in the 80s, give it up.

Anyway, that's all beside the point. I don't give a damn what your opinions are in this matter. You're some sexually confused angsty-teen posting on what is essentially my board, with proper deference to Bethany of course, and you're getting on my nerves. I don't like it when someone gets on my nerves; they tend to end up banned.

But you'll find a way back, yeah? You'll make a new account if I ban you? OK, banning takes 10 seconds if I bother to do it, IP banning takes 1 minute and then you, my friend, need to get a new IP. Have fun doing that, all the effort is yours; I just click a button or two on my way out.

Games are in essence a way to escape realism and enjoy simulation. As games progress technologically and therefore this will obviously increase. Your being able to play a guitar doesn't make you any better than someone else being able to play GH3, they're both skills, they both take time to hone. Seriously, I hate people like you. I ****ing spit on people like you.

Post like someone with a normal number of chromosomes and then maybe I won't have to have my enjoyment from banning you over and over.

I know punk is dead.

Congrats on your degrees and stuff, what should I do now? Kneel down?

Fine, then go ahead and ban me, big mouth guy.
If you do so, it just shows you solve your problems you have with members by not giving them a chance to respond to you, just to make you look like a fool. It only shows you are in serious need of:
a) A life
b)...Well, there is no b, you just need a life.

Then come and f*cking spit on me, I don't care.

And I already am posting like someone with a normal number of chromosomes.

I'm kinda embarrassed to be on this forum right now, now that I see how idiotic the moderators are here. =/

[Revenant]

Okay, be embarassed and leave. Solve the problem, works for me.
But, either way, kneeling would be a good start

[baird]

I just said:

"No, because that is exactly what you want.
Anyhow, let's get back to the topic.

Anyone else got any views they want to share about Guitar Hero 3?"

And I really don't feel like kneeling. *falls on knees* OH NOEZ!! Your powerful modzor poworz have made me kneel! NOOOOO! =P

[Revenant]

The sarcasm is a little cheesy, but kneeling is kneeling.

Anyone else got any views they want to share about Guitar Hero 3?"

You do understand with that miniscule proto-brain of yours that the whole reason I posted in this particular thread was your dogmatic and flawed arguement?
So, you want more discussion so you can follow your linear arguement again? Sounds good to me.

[baird]

The sarcasm is a little cheesy, but kneeling is kneeling.



You do understand with that miniscule proto-brain of yours that the whole reason I posted in this particular thread was your dogmatic and flawed arguement?
So, you want more discussion so you can follow your linear arguement again? Sounds good to me.

Yeah, I do understand that with my "miniscule proto-brain of mine".
I don't want any arguments, because that's apparently the only thing you can do: argue.
You said you were going to ban me, but I'm still here.

And now, back on-topic.

[Revenant]

I only said I'd ban you if you didn't stop being a retard. Since that hasn't happened, okay.

But seriously, you're only just realising that I'm argumentative?

[spack]

man.
i always miss the arguments.

unbelievable.

[baird]

I only said I'd ban you if you didn't stop being a retard. Since that hasn't happened, okay.

But seriously, you're only just realising that I'm argumentative?

Well, I did get banned there for a few days.

And no, I've realised that before, but I just wanted to see exactly how big of an ******* you were.

[darknesss_123]

^ Persistent XD ^

[Revenant]

Well, I did get banned there for a few days.

And no, I've realised that before, but I just wanted to see exactly how big of an ******* you were.
I was being benevolent, want a permanent ban?

[baird]

I was being benevolent, want a permanent ban?

Since you have proven yourself not to be just a big mouth, I'll try to behave.
This does not mean, anyhow, that you win this battle!

[Revenant]

I have won so many times before that this is meaningless.

[baird]

I have won so many times before that this is meaningless.

I'm guessing all those "wins" were in The World of Warcraft, where all zombies with no lives come to jerk off to pictures of elves and naked dragons?
Nah, just kidding.
Oh, by the way: I got Guitar Hero III as a present a few days ago, and...I play it...And like it...A bit...So, basically...I have used the wrong choice of words.

I'll say this:
**** all people who forget that Guitar Hero is a simulation.

[spack]

heeeew.
WoW insults are little fantastic.
SEE THAT, NICK. NO MORE WOW.
yeah, boy.

[Revenant]

Psh, I'm just going to have to play more WoW so I spend less time talking to you, Jamie.

Heartbreaking, I know.

[spack]

pff.
you don't even talk to me anyway! you're always busy with your lame economics assignments or something.
WHO DOES ECONOMICS ANYWAY?
man..

[Revenant]

Well, I would assume economists did economics. Just throwing that out there.
</3

[spack]

pff. economists are losers, okay.
for serious.
i'm definitely going to fail my animal body test tomorrow.
yesss.
haha. "i have Echinoidea."
god, thats the nerdiest joke i've ever made up.
D:

[Revenant]

I think the joke suits you, like, totally.
(I was saying that you're lame, ok?)

[spack]

well, thats rather rude.
D:
way to break my heart, skank.

[Revenant]

I can't help it; it's what I do.
:'[

[spack]

yeah, along with being lame.

(: