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CrimsonInferno
24-12-2007, 10:04 PM
But...Sorry kids, Santa Claus is not real.

Santa Claus is a perverted old man...


who is extremely fat and lazy...


and uses slave labor who are most likely illegal Mexican immigrants in which he calls "elves".


Get over it.


HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS! :wink:
darknesss_123
25-12-2007, 03:30 AM
Santa is only jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live...
BlackRose
25-12-2007, 11:33 PM
Good logic, Jen. xD
sYn
26-12-2007, 03:35 PM
Now I see Santa in a whole new light.
haza.haxa
26-12-2007, 10:24 PM
Who's Santa?
CrimsonInferno
29-12-2007, 09:59 PM
Santa is only jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live...

You are very much so right. They say he gives coal to the bad kids... I think it's a cover up.

He probably gives the bad little girls something else that begins with a "c"... but I'm not saying it. :stare:
The Phantom Mullet
01-01-2008, 10:04 PM
My satirical Christmas thread was so much better. I must find it again.